The Sacrificial Lamb

October 31, 2008

I am a bit of a scaredy cat. When I say scaredy cat, what I actually mean is, I am terrified of anything remotely frightening. Witches, ghosts, zombies, vampires, the dark, the list goes on and on; I have many irrational fears that come into their glory on Halloween.

These almost paralyzing fears made for quite the time trick or treating. Once, I actually threw fruit from my Carmen Miranda costume, at what I thought was a threatening Axe murder, turns out he was our neighbor. Our very friendly, until being beamed with an apple, neighbor.

So the combination of my fear and my desire for chocolate resulted in the complete exploitation of my sister. She was younger, smaller and sometimes cuter sometimes. She made the perfect sacrificial lamb. When we would come across a scary house, which I defined as almost every house that was decorated, I would send my sister in. She would bravely walk to the door, handling every ghost or goblin that came her way and ring that doorbell. I would then swoop in and get my candy along side her, free from the terror that she faced.

So my sister, this post and all of its Halloween goodness is for you. For the years of taking care of your big sister, helping her collect as much loot as you, and most importantly, keeping her from running away in terror, screaming and crying infront of her neighborhood crush. I owe you one.

These Halloween pops are a version of Bakerella’s Cupcake pops. But all decorated for Halloween.

Cupcake Pops and Cupcake Bites
(Video Instructions from the Martha Stewart Show)

1 13X9 baked cake (from a box cake mix or from scratch … any flavor) I used Chocolate

1 can cream cheese frosting (or about 2 cups equivalent from scratch) I used Vanilla
1 flower shaped cookie cutter (1.25″ wide X .75″ tall) Not needed for Halloween pops
1 package chocolate bark
I used 1 package white melts and one orange melts
1 package pink candy melts or white chocolate bark
bowls for dipping
wax paper
aluminum foil
lollipop sticks
sprinkles, m&ms or something similar for top of cupcake
small plastic treat bags and ribbon to package the Cupcake Pops
candy cups and truffle boxes to individually package the Cupcake Bites
styrofoam block

    1. Bake a cake from a mix or from scratch and cool completely.
    2. Crumble cake into a fine consistency into a large bowl.TIP: If the texture is too coarse, you can run it through a food processor.
    3. Add can of cream cheese frosting or homemade frosting and blend together using the back of a large spoon. Blend thoroughly.
    4. Roll mixture into 1.25″ – 1.5″ size balls and lay on wax paper covered cookie sheet. You may want to periodically rinse and dry your hands off in between. This is where you would make your ghost, mummy, and pumpkin shapes.

      Ghost Shapes Awaiting Their Chocolate Bath

    5. Cover with aluminum foil or plastic wrap and chill in refrigerator for several hours.TIP: You can speed this up by placing in the freezer for about 15 minutes.
    6. Remove. Begin to shape into cupcakes using a small flower-shaped cookie cutter. (see below) Take the chilled ball and roll it into more of an oval and then slide into cookie cutter. Push it into cutter until about half fills the cutter and the rest sticks out of the top in the shape of a mound. Then push the shaped cupcake carefully out of the cookie cutter from the bottom. Set right side up on a wax paper covered cookie sheet. Continue with remaining balls.
    7. Once shaped, cover and return to freezer. (5-10 minutes)TIP: You can leave them covered in the refrigerator overnight if you want to do the dipping on the following day.
    8. While cupcake shapes are chilling, begin to heat up your chocolate bark.
    9. Brown chocolate bark for the bottoms. Pink or white chocolate for the tops.
    10. Follow the instructions on the package for melting. Most recommend heating for 30 second intervals at a time and stirring in between. You can also do the double boiler method
    11. When you are ready to dip, remove from freezer and set up another wax paper covered cookie sheet.
    12. Take the cupcake shaped mixture and dip bottoms into the melted chocolate – just to the point where the mounded shape starts. Remove from chocolate, turn upside down and wiggle so that the excess starts to slide down slightly. Then lay on the wax paper upside down. If you want them to be lollipops, then go ahead and insert the lollipop sticks while the chocolate is still wet. Continue with rest of the cupcakes. You can also leave some without the sticks. They’re just as cute as Cupcake Bites. TIP: Dip end of your lollipop stick in the melted chocolate before inserting into chocolate bottoms. Not sure if this helps a lot, but it couldn’t hurt.DON’T – get water in the chocolate. Make sure your hands are completely dry. Water will cause the chocolate to separate and mess up all your hard work.

    13. Dry completely. (15-20 minutes)
    14. Once dry, dip the tops of the cupcakes in the pink or white chocolate. You may need to move it around a little to cover all the exposed areas.
      TIP: Let the pink chocolate sit for a few minutes after heating to thicken. This will help it from dripping down the sides of the cupcake.
    15. Remove from the pink/white chocolate and turn right side up. You may need to hold and rotate it if there is any excess so that it doesn’t drip down too far.
      TIP: You can use a toothpick to help cover any areas the melted chocolate didn’t cover.
    16. For the Cupcake Bites – just turn right side up and rest on the wax paper. Then go ahead and put a m&m on the top and add sprinkles while wet.
    17. For the lollipops, Continue holding and place an m&m on the top and add sprinkles. Let them dry in a styrofoam block that you have already poked holes into.
    18. When completely dry, cover the lollipops with small plastic treat bags and tie with a ribbon.
    19. For the Cupcake Bites, place in a candy cup and package in small candy truffle boxes to present individually.

    Makes about 50.
    You can store these in an airtight container and they will last for several days. You can also store in the refrigerator if you would like them cold.

Wrapped up for Work

All Packaged and Dressed for Work